Sammy: "Miss Loss, are you married?"
Me: "No Sammy, i'm not."
Sammy: (eyes wide, mouth dropping open) "OH!"
Me: "Is there a problem Sammy?"
Sammy: "Teachers are supposed to be married!"
Robbie: "Do you like have a boyfriend or something?"
Tito: "Maybe you should meet someone in your neighborhood that you haven't met before."
Me: "Good idea Tito."
Emily: "But then he would be a stranger. We can't talk to strangers."
Ziyanah Grace: "You could marry Pastor Walter!"
Me: "Well Ziyanah Grace, Pastor Walter is an awesome man, but he's already married to Maverick's mommy."
Maverick: "Yeah! Beat that!"