Scene: Kindergarten in music class
Students smiling cheerfully and singing Deep and Wide while making coordinating hand motions
Sammy: There's a bug on the floor!
Me: It's ok Sammy, it's dead.
Continue singing song
Sammy: IT'S MOVING!!!
The one legged grasshopper slowly drags itself across the floor
Me: Calm down! It's not going to hurt
anyone! It's just a grasshopper!!
The one legged grasshopper is immediately consumed by the Kleenex in my hand. Death has mercifully arrived for one more insect.
Me: Everyone quietly line up at the door....class is over now.
Tito: (on the way out the door to Sammy) I bet there was an alien inside it.
Aliens...i knew it.